Did you know you can purchase signed copies of my books directly from me? Well, if not, now you do. I keep a handful of the books found below in stock on my personal shelves, and I will sign and ship them anywhere!
Signed books available and prices below (Click to view on Amazon)…
The Black Kiss (appropriate for all ages)
Pink Planet (Adult themed XXX/ Bizarro Fiction)
Globster Time Machine (Bizarro Fiction/Science Fiction/ Adult)
1 for 12$
2 for 20$
3 for 25$
Shipping included anywhere in the U.S.
Outside the U.S.? I’ll still ship them just add 4$
Paypal (Meyers808@gmail.com) with titles and appropriate dollar amount (preferably as a gift but whatever), along with a shipping address where I can ship your item. Have special shipping instructions? Include them, too, or feel free to email me at the address above.
I just wanted to let you know how cool I thought it was when I saw you were going to be in the new movie. I think it’s pretty awesome that Blade Runner is being redone, and I usually don’t feel that way when movies are remade, so this is definitely an exception. I think you’re going to blow away the audience with your superb acting skills. You were really good in War Dogs and Knock, Knock, too. No, not who’s there. It’s just me. No, c’mon now… Not it’s just me who. Really?
This is getting ridiculous.
Okay, fine. I’m giving up and giving in. It’s just me who thinks you played the role of Bell really well in that movie Eli Roth directed, even though I don’t care for Keanu Reeves. I don’t really know why. I just never have. He was okay as the doctor in Thumbsucker, but in every other movie he’s been in as the main character he just comes off as one of those actors that will always be himself and you can’t see him as the character he is supposed to be portraying and I just can’t help but thinking his acting is subpar at best. I could never even get into the fucking Matrix because of that asshole.
The Black Kiss written by yours truly and published by Riot Forge is now available on Amazon. Click the link below to purchase your copy today! Paperback coming soon in 2018!
“There’s one lone survivor lingering amongst the darkness in the ruins. His name is Dredg. Can he save himself from The Robotic Circuitry while the Genetic Order is in full swing? Any and all humans have been banned from this beloved Earth. Bots patrol the old stomping grounds where his family died. They are armed and dangerous with one thing on their mind, DEATH. But, there’s a secret buried even deeper underground. A legend, if you will. An ancient secret that will remain immortal forever. A legend bound in flesh and only released through the black lips of Mordecai. The Black Kiss is a digital post-apocalyptic cyber-thriller with robots and vampires galore. Brought to you by the fine folks over at Riot Forge.”
Random Memory Vessels is now available from Black Dharma Press. Creative and innovative Neo-Beat Fiction inspired by the likes of William S. Burroughs.
Cover art by Matthew Revert
A real head trip.
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The Black Death is now available for pre-order from Dunhams Manor Press, an imprint of the notorious Dynatox Ministries.
Limited to 50 copies
Cover art by Patricia Benitez
Weird Fiction set in the 14th Century.
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Globster Time Machine from Riot Forge is now available on amazon in both Kindle and Paperback formats (LINK BELOW). Special thanks to Don Noble for his hard work and no play. Edited by Chris Kelso. Artwork by Luke Spooner via Carrion House.
“Getting dumped is one of the worst feelings ever. Just ask hopeless romantic and borderline alcoholic extraordinaire, Vincent Vecker, who’s about to commit suicide in Aurora, IN, a place where ex-girlfriends are just as much the present as they are the past. There isn’t a soul alive who thinks Vincent will ever get his act together. Not in time that is. He’s too selfish and his relationships always end in a sloppy mess. But, what happens when he meets a metal Globster washed up on the shore at the beach? Can the two of them work together to solve Vincent’s life problems, make some new friends, and land him back on his own two feet, or in the driver’s seat of a brand new convertible with the top down on a super ultra-mega hot date with the talk of the town, Holly Hollow? Globster Time Machine is an action-packed Bizarro Adventure story all mixed up inside those classic Science Fiction time travel tales that we all know and grew to love so much. Brought to you by the fine folks over at Riot Forge.”
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DOCUMENTS via Dynatox Ministries is now available and in stock (LINK BELOW).
From the author’s note: DOCUMENTS was my second attempt at working on something that blurs the lines between fiction and reality, utilizing core elements found in Dada and Surrealism, and also Experimental Fiction and Science Fiction alike.
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